Guru Jeff has always thanked his supporters and followers of truth and enlightenment. In return, he is offering several free gifts that he is willing to send to anyone who writes and requests them, after a specified voluntary cash donation is received. The proceeds will be given to several institutions that the Guru sees fit to sponsor.

$50 Gift $25 Gift $10 Gift How To Send Money

"Where specifically will my money be going?"

A good percentage of the donation will go to the poverty stricken individuals who provided the items. The remainder will go to one of the following humanitarian needs:

• The Feed The Horses Fund.
• One, if not many, Nevada institutions.
• The Keep The Innocent Out Of Jail Fund.

Thank you again for your support. It is because of your kindness that this world is becoming a more enlightened and peaceful place. Please pick the amount of voluntary donation that fits your budget and follow the simple donation procedures at the bottom of this page.

$50 Voluntary Cash Donation

For a small $50 voluntary cash donation, you now can own a napkin with

It comes with a protective plastic carrying case and a certificate of authenticity! This is an item that will become a family heirloom and be proudly passed down from generation to generation.

50% of the voluntary $50 cash donation will go to Catherine to help pay for books and other college materials. Your support in this matter will be greatly appreciated. If you write a nice letter to her, she may even write you back-- if you're lucky.

Please note: This is a low-supply/high-demand item. Availability is limited to the quantities on hand! Allow an additional week to process this item.

$25 Voluntary Cash Donation

For a mere $25 donation, Guru Jeff will send you a Copper coated medallion honoring Abraham Lincoln, one of the greatest United States presidents. This exquisite medallion is made by the United States mint and specifies the year and location it was struck. The front side has a profile of President Lincoln, the back has a picture of the Lincoln Memorial. It's pocket sized and can be carried with you everywhere for good luck!

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1. Secure the appropriate donation amount, preferably in United States currency. If foreign currency must be used, please add a 15% exchange fee. Only the exchange rate on the day of the postmark will be honored. Cash only is accepted!

2. Take a piece of paper and write your request, return address and any good things about the Guru you care to express.

3. Wrap the cash in the piece of paper and put it in an envelope. Make sure that the cash is not visible when the envelope is held up to the light. If needed, wrap another sheet of paper around it.

4. Once you are sure the money is hidden from any prying eyes, seal the envelope and put the following address on it:
   The All-knowing Guru Jeff 4733 Torrance Blvd. #242 Torrance, CA 90503 USA

5. Put the appropriate postage on the envelope in addition to your return address and mail it off.

6. Allow up to a two week processing period once we receive your donation before we can send you your free gift. We receive donations quickly if they originate in the United States; a little longer from Europe and Australia. However, if you're sending your donation from Uganda, Niger, Rwanda, Iraq, Somalia, or any other third world country, it may never reach us! All donations are sent at your own risk. All free gifts are mailed back via the U.S. Post Office, standard rate.

7. All packages over 9 ounces and any package in a padded envelope will be refused! If you plan on sending a lot of money, please break the shipment into several inconspicuous envelopes.

8. If you have any further questions, you may E-mail the Guru at: g-u-r-u-j-e-f-f@gurujeff.com. (Take the dashes out!)

   Your kindness and support will always be appreciated!

   God bless you all!

   The Friends Of Guru Jeff

   Millions of people throughout the world have considered sending a voluntary cash donation since January 1998. Sadly, probably only a few actually got off their butts to mail in a donation! Don't take Guru Jeff's advice for granted! Support the cause and mail a voluntary cash donation now! Your computer will stay on while you go do it! Or how about this? Go to one of our other pages and while it loads, you can quickly send off your donation!

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